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Er, can we have all that copyrighted material? Isn't this a copyright violation? --User:Spikey 13:45, 6 Jan 2004 (UTC)

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A hollow voice says, "Foo." ---- Just another Wikipedia contributor. Currently sitting on a massive rewrite of the Paranoia (role-playing game) page.

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User:ClockworkTroll 19:11, 10 Oct 2004 (UTC) == Integrate User:Vogon/Paranoia rewrite == User:Vogon/Paranoia rewrite is looking pretty good. I'd like to see it integrated now, especially since the Paranoia (role-playing game) is starting to seriously fork. Any reason not to just drop it in now? User:Alan De Smet | User talk:Alan De Smet 22:57, Dec 20, 2004 (UTC) :I haven't paid much heed to it since I first wrote the bulk of it, but now that the quarter's over, I was thinking about finishing it up and changing it over. Thanks for reminding me about it. User:Vogon 23:21, Dec 20, 2004 (UTC) ==Tea== Excuse me. I'm a bit upset and annoyed that you appear to have destroyed my planet. It was a nice planet, and I enjoyed living on it very much, and now that it's gone I have to make do with the infinity of space, which just doesn't cut it in my opinion. Additionally, I can't find any tea either the least you could do to compensate for the destruction, viz., that of my planet, is to provide me with some, as long as it isn't too much trouble. --A. Dent 23:21, Dec 20, 2004 (UTC)

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