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TarquinTarquin may mean either of two kings of ancient Rome: *Lucius Tarquinius Priscus, fifth king *Lucius Tarquinius Superbus, "Tarquin the Proud", seventh and last king Tarquin: ''Is Wiki for everybody, even for those who don't care to educate themselves as to how it works?'' -- BlackHat on http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?WikiSquatting : ''Father Christmas and the Tooth Fairy are part of the charm of childhood. So is God. Some of us grow out of all three.'' -- Richard Dawkins : ''La seule chose vraie, c'est la guerre psychologique!'' -- Savancosinus, ''La Zizanie'', Goscinny & Uderzo : ''The vote went nowhere and became such a confusing mess and joke that people on nearly all sides of the argument were able to logically argue that their choice was the actual winner. '' -- no, it's not the "election" of Dubya. It's Wikipedia talk:Manual of Style (dates and numbers). : The creationists have no scientific evidence to support their case, so instead they constantly repeat long-refuted pseudoscientific arguments. This has no place in the classroom. If a religion is incompatible with scientific thought, then so much worse for that religion. To argue that it is unconstitutional to only present scientific arguments on a subject that has nothing to do with religion is preposterous -- by the same logic you could argue that the theory of gravity should be balanced with "alternative views" because [http://www.tm.org/ these guys] think they can fly in the air if they concentrate hard enough. -- User:Eloquence, writing on Talk:Creationism. == Current Wikipedia status == Summer 04 I was back briefly after an absence of a few months. But then things like Image talk:Seldon.jpg happen and sap my strength. I don't have the inclination to engage in edit wars. Expect to see me around from time to time, doing general weeding tasks and upload photos. ------- ''The state of this page tells you an awful lot about me: I tend to accumulate clutter, I hardly ever delete anything, and my mind tends to wander.'' -------- ''runs through shouting "m:Wikipedia is more popular than..."'' == need to know == * GFDL images All photos I have taken and diagrams I have made for Wikipedia are GFDL. They may not be marked with the tag as they predate its existence. Feel free to add the GFDL tag to any images whose description page states I took the photograph or drew the diagram. * slight wikipediholic tendencies (well, more than slight, I'm apparently 10th in Wikipedia:Most_active_Wikipedians. eek.) * administrator, so feel free to ask me stuff on my Talk:Tarquin * generally of a crabby disposition, but it's all a front for rampant idealism (or perhaps the other way round. I forget) * tendency to ramble, see below. == subpages, attic space, out back == * User:Tarquin/Utility * Collection of links to pages in need of User:Tarquin/metrication * List of stuff User:Tarquin/to do * Wikipedia:Image markup gallery Memorable mailing list posts: * [http://mail.wikipedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2003-July/005267.html Jimbo on crackpots] (thanks for the link, User:Angela) * some more on the same: [http://mail.wikipedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2003-September/006693.html] [http://mail.wikipedia.org/pipermail/wikien-l/2003-September/006696.html] == the following will self-destruct in ... == ... but ''look'' at the TeX equations! the soft curves of the integral sign! the variables leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. ! The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! ... Sing! Sing! [singing] I'ma lumberjack, and I'm okay. ... (''men in white coats enter and carry Tarquin offstage'') (In short: I ''like'' the new TeX markup.) === Vague rambling biog === Hullo. I'm Tarquin, for long and complicated reasons. Okay, they're not complicated at all. It's just an in-joke in my family. I may get round to explaining it one day, but it's really not that interesting. There's a family rumour that we're descended from Ren Descartes. My great-great-grandfather's family was from La Haye, Descartes' birthplace, and his father was mayor. It's completely unsubstantiated. Meanwhile, I'm British. With, as well as the French ancestry, a few touches of other European countries thrown in. Contrary to rumours, I am not an AI somewhere in northern Canada. I'm an AI in England. ;-) I fall under the "hey, I ordered a cheeseburger" Gary Larson. Not that I'd be seen dead doing such a thing. I'm reliably informed on a semi-regular basis that I'm cantakerous. Interesting life skills: I have both perfect pitch ''and'' relative pitch. I've never been able to pin down just what the term "photographic memory" is supposed to mean, but I do have a good one. Stuff just tends to drop in of its own accord. It's very handy for building up the Wiki Web, as I tend to ''click'' if I've already seen a page on a given subject. It also means I regard pages like Mnemonic with complete bemusement: remembering "Roy G. Biv" or "HOMES" seems to me to be an extra burden on the memory, not a lightening. There's the mnemonic, plus what it actually is supposed to represent. "Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain" was drilled into me at school, but decoding that to get the order of colours is slower than just visualizing a colour wheel. I'm a very sloppy typist. I have the unfortunate tendency of saving articles with one or two atrocious typos. On the other hand, I'm an excellent proofreader when it's someone else's work. So karmically it balances out... ;-) I probably fix two typos for each one I leave. I run a wiki on the Unreal engine here: http://wiki.beyondunreal.com/ Wikipediholic/Are you wikipediholic test score: 20 (increased now I'm on wikipedia-L) : Feb 2003 revision: 41. I note with interest this question: ''Do you make edits while drunk or under the influence of other intoxicating substances and find that nobody reverts your changes?'' ... ... ... some of my finest work is made under the influence of single malt :-) === An end to all edit wars === Troubled with edit wars? NPOV going down the drain? Tearing your hair out over the latest edit conflict? Fear not. Here's the simple solution: # First determine who is resolutely refusing to budge & making things difficult. Let's call them X. # Identify their nationality # Find the page "list of famous {nationality}" # Add contentious entries. Remove some. Invent some names. Ideally, a pop band whom no-one has ''ever'' heard of. Give them a ''kooky'' name like "The Wet Fredericks" or "Tiger With Bagels". # Bump this page on RC a few times next time X is around # Reel them into a long and protracted edit was on the list page. Get them deeply riled about how famous or not their fellow nationals are. Imply that no-one cares. # This will completely distract them from their earlier crusade. And let's face it, "list of X" pages are pointless anyway. Points will be awarded for the best "Talk:list of famous {nationality}" pages. And what do points mean? === Finding stuff === Arg. I just went looking for the conventions on names of saints. Simple, eh? You'd think so. Well, I had to go through this list of pages: # Wikipedia:Policies and guidelines # Wikipedia:Naming conventions (good start) # Wikipedia:Naming conventions (names and titles) (seems reasonable to expect it here... but no. It says "see the talk page. So I move on...) # Wikipedia talk:Naming conventions (use browser's search function to find something in the morass... nope, not here either. Link to ''another'' talk page) # and finally Talk:List of saints ... only to find it's not decided yet. Four pages, wandering with no visible signs of organization. This is not a good way to organize things. === Stub Tennis === We should hold Olympics. user:Pgdudda mentions "WikiRoulette". I hereby coin the name "Stub Tennis". (I can be fairly sure I've made the name up, a search draws a blank both here and on WardsWiki.) To play stub tennis, do this: * Wikipedia:Find or fix a stub * add something to it, either ** some vague factoid you remember ** do a search on the topic or some of the names in it & create two-way links (LinksAreContent...) * for stub tennis to work, someone else has to react to its being bumped on Recent Changes. * the article is batted to and fro between two or more wikipedians. === Thoughts on Wikipedia === I wonder sometimes... at what point will Hari Seldon's holographic image step out of the vault and tell us what our ''real'' purpose is? === How I ended up here === For those who really wish to know, I landed on Wikipedia quite by accident in January 2002: I was idly reading an article on operating systems for the next generation of mobile phones (I am not sure why...), which was detailing Micro$oft's foray into this field. The article went on to say that many cool things would be possible with the colour screens that we'd be seeing on advanced models; but that given minimal memory and ways of addressing the screen all aimed at minimizing power consumption, programmers who worked on games on 1980s computers such as the Commodore 64 and the ZX Spectrum would find their skills at squeezing the maximum effiencency out of the minimum code once again in demand. In particular (it said), the problem of "attribute clash" seen on the Spectrum was again rearing its ugly head. Intrigued by the term - it was implied that it related to colour on the screen - I Googled it, and the first link got me to Wikipedia... I do of course try and tone done my style when writing Wikipedia entries: I do have a tendency to ramble. ;-) === Rant and Rave === ''the rant and rave section is currently closed while I think of something else to complain about'' My (current) number one Wikipedia grouse is this: "Venice, Italy", "London, England" and so forth. That is how cities are indentified in the US; not in the rest of the world. A rout through UK train timetables for the few duplicate towns shows they use "Gillinham (Kent)", for example. The same form or "Gillinham in Kent" is usual in newspaper or reference articles if readers may not know which country a place is in. However, in the interests of consistency in page names, we're stuck with the stateside terminology. It's probably all irrational reactions to cultural imperialism. That or seeing that dratted comma always reminds me of Marilyn Monroe saying "Paris, France is in Europe?" in ''Gentlemen prefer blondes''... Second grouse: bad French. Most Anglophones are shovelled some sort of French at school, and are under the impression that they a) recall it and b) it was correct in the first place. I tidied French phrases used by English speakers, and just spotted Twinkle twinkle little star. Translation is a sticky art, but I wish people would at least ensure nouns and adjectives agree in gender and number. == Articles == My principal fields of interest are music and maths, but also a mixed bag of things. (this list that follows hasn't been updated in ages. as a WikiWeeder, I end up editing the most bizarre articles. I'd never heard of the Holden car company, I have no interest in the Ford Escort, and the Killer poke was just a rumour I'd once heard) lately, I've started: - Through the Looking-Glass - Arlo Guthrie - Oliver Heaviside - Pink Panther - Henry Mancini - Baron Haussmann - Oulipo - Life: A User's Manual - Joseph Heller - Penrose triangle - Raymond Smullyan (couldn't believe he wasn't already covered... ) - Disability: radical new start and moved older things to subpages. I somewhat see the sense in having the "disability etiquette" page, yet I can't help but think "how would people react to a page called 'how to address a black person'?". Were things like that written in the 1960s? - Fitts' law - Tower of Hanoi (the algorithm I linked to on KnowHowWiki is mine too...) - TGV - Axe historique - Periodic table/Wide Table - Pere Lachaise - Beryl Bainbridge - Companion planting - Spurn - Significant figure (feels like MONTHS since I've actually started a page; so much weeding to do!) - Jodrell Bank (a stub whose progress I look forward to seeing) - Unit vector - Strait-jacket - Laundry symbols -- who first devised these? - VAL - Blackcurrant - Penny-farthing - Babbling Stuff I've added to lately: - The Simpsons (but, like, who hasn't?) - Goscinny - Paris Metro - French Revolutionary Calendar - Isambard Kingdom Brunel - T.H. White - SAMPA: seeing this bastardized ascii IPA bugged me to the point that I had to dig up the page on it... found it in need of work; made tables and added diphthongs ([faI@]...). I plan to upload recordings of phonemes soon. - Acronym: gave this a polish - Alexander Technique -- it's great. I recommend it. Hard work and most teachers are expensive but it really is worth it. - Mercator projection - Tube map: gave this a rewrite. I've been fascinated by the tube map (& the metro map) ''as far back as I can remember'' (Goodfellas voice-style ;) ) - Piano - Octave and Note Stuff I intend to read up on: * Marcel Proust * Stendhal To do: * keep an eye out for Ealing, Ealing Studios and Ealing Comedies -- all three links exist, with no page yet. Clean up links when one is created. Also musing which name is most appropriate. * rewrite harmonic ---- I'm vaguely collecting links to style guides found dotted around: User:Tarquin/Style Guides (this is probably obsolete by the way.) ----- http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?MyMyersBriggsTypeIs ENFP, apparently. Whoopee-do. ---- TarquinTarquin's Talk page: leave comments & questions at the bottom of this page. I usually reply here. == Archives == * User talk:Tarquin/Archive 1 (Jan-Nov 02) when I was young and nave * User talk:Tarquin/Archive 2 (Nov 02-Jan 03) when I was bitter and twisted * User talk:Tarquin/Archive 3 (Jan-March 03) when I was... bitter and twisted some more, probably ;-) * User talk:Tarquin/Archive 4 (March-May 03) when I was tired and weary * User talk:Tarquin/Archive 5 (May-September 03) enough already ==Press release== Editing on the meta:Wikimedia's first press release has effectively stopped. Please be advised that we may be distributing the non-English press releases as early as Monday 29 September. The English version will be distributed the week after in order to smooth out the load on our servers. --meta:user:maveric149 22 Sep 2003 ------- ''Wikipedia is in desperate need of articles on nose-picking!'' *Oh yeah, you're clearly qualified to discuss the relevance of an Anais Nin commencement speech with me. User:Malcs64 : what I put on my user page is my own business. The above was in response to something that happened a long time ago. -- User:Tarquin 09:43, 23 Sep 2003 (UTC) : What obscenities I delete from your user page is everyone's business. You childishly defend the indefensible. User:OmegaMan :: I have no idea what you are saying. User pages are considered private property on WP unless extremely offensive. Please leave mine alone -- User:Tarquin 18:05, 31 Dec 2003 (UTC) :: Well, it would be purely argumentative to disagree over Tarquin's arbitrary distinction (NOT Wikipedia's) between "extremely offensive" and "moderately offensive". Yes, I deleted your "social theory" weeks ago. User:OmegaMan : Please leave my user page alone. -- User:Tarquin 21:07, 31 Dec 2003 (UTC) : Any chance of persuading you to voluntarily remove your "social theory" simply on the grounds of good taste? [I am making the precarious presumption that you understand the concept.] By the way, why did you think such nonsense was important enough to restore? User:OmegaMan ----- ==asking a favor== Hello, Tarquin. I have a favor to ask to a French ambassador. Would you somehow let the IP user from 217.64.171.225 know the message at ? I am not sure if the person can read English (although my message is in English because I cannot write in French). It seems s/he is most active at fr. wikipedia after comparing with en., ja., and de. And I wrote the message at my discussion page, just because I did not want to be rude by writing it at his/her page. many thanks, User:Tomos 19:47, 3 Oct 2003 (UTC) I can be reached at or en:User talk:Tomos ---- Hi, Tarquin, My original contribution at Wikipedia talk:Americocentrism came out sounding offensive, so I have revised it. I didn't want to offend anyone but just make the point that I don't think that turning a predilection into an ism is the best way to make articles comprehensive. User:Trontonian 23:29, 1 Nov 2003 (UTC) : Agreed. Care to suggest a better name and tweak the page a bit? User:Tarquin 13:25, 2 Nov 2003 (UTC) I still think the best solution would be to provide some examples of carious types of centrism. It just occurred to me that the original article about American football was Eurocentric. It seemed to have been written by someone who'd never played the game or seen much of it. It and the Canadian football articles still talk about number 3 rugby balls instead of giving the actual specifications of the balls used in the games. I also tried to introduce some balance into Ice hockey. Because there are two varieties of the game it's important to cover them both adequately. At the moment I'm writing a lot of jazz stubs, and every one has been about an American (Oscar Peterson already had an article). I hope that the struggle against Americocentrism doesn't lead to the sections on jazz ending up like a printed encyclopedia of jazz I have, in which minor European figures are given equal prominence with people who played jazz as a living music rather than as a novelty. The printed encyclopedia has no article about Hazel Scott, but it has one about Ronnie Scott, for example. I bet buddy might even think Hazel wasn't a jazz figure -- purist Europeans did boo Muddy Waters for playing electric guitar. User:Trontonian 18:45, 2 Nov 2003 (UTC) :In fact I went back and checked the hockey article and it was still slightly biased towards international rules, so I've been fixing that up. So there you have proof of the need to be alert for national bias. User:Trontonian : FWIW, I point out bias towards France on the fr: wikipedia ;) -- User:Tarquin 20:17, 2 Nov 2003 (UTC) Could you let me know the title? I had a quick look but couldn't find it (just looked for ''francocentrisme'' and ''francocentrique''). Thanks. I'm Trontois over there. User:Trontonian : There's only a post on the mailing list so far. I've been planning to add a section about it to the main NPOV page. Apart form that, I've been modifying articles on cities to state that they're in France... -- User:Tarquin 13:17, 3 Nov 2003 (UTC) I'll keep my eyes peeled. I'm being more diligent about national POV as a result of our discussion. I am happy, though, that i have not so far run across the earnest Canadocentrism one finds so foten in the Canadian media. User:Trontonian 00:00, 4 Nov 2003 (UTC) ==Smooth Newt== I recently started with cleaning up some of the amphibian pages, and came along the Newt page. I wonder about the taxonomic name of the Smooth Newt you gave there (and in the image description) - ''Lophinus punctatus''. Google couldn't find much about that one (most were wikipedia and copies of it), thus I searched the common name, but that one gave me the taxonomic name ''Triturus vulgaris''. Is ''L. punctatus'' a different species? Or just a very uncommon alias name? User:Ahoerstemeier 22:20, 2 Dec 2003 (UTC) == Noel sur fr: == aux ftes, que les choses soient claires, Tarquin. Je ne soutiens pas particulierement ce logo. Je suis neutre en la matire. Je me suis tonne que personne ne ragisse le moins du monde. Cela m'a paru curieux. Si tu quittes wiki fr pendant 15 jours sous prtexte qu'il est la, je n en veux pas :-) -- Anthere : franchement, entre les PDF, les titres de pages tout en anglais comme ASCII en tout mots, cette idee d'une association avec un serveur en france -- je commence en avoir marre du fr:. Quand j'essaye d'expliquer comment faire ces choses on ne m'ecoute pas. -- User:Tarquin 22:13, 10 Dec 2003 (UTC) ::Quand j'essaye d'expliquer comment faire ces choses on ne m'ecoute pas non plus. En plus de l'association, il y a le fait de ne pas admettre qu'on puisse ne pas etre d'accord avec la nomination de Crales Killer au status d'admin, il y a le fait que les rgles sont faites pour certains, mais pas pour d'autres, il y a les copyrights sur les images, il y a les problmes de pov, il y a beaucoup de choses. Trop :-) ==La Vie en Rose== Nous les en: l'en avons. Les fr: non plus - qu'une xref vide chez Edith Piaf. Peut-tre un petit cadeau soit necessaire? - User:UnkamunkaUser_talk:Unkamunka 22:32 15 Dec 2003 (UTC) Why did you move Kitchener back? Standard practice is to use peerage titles in article titles unless the person is much better known without them (e.g. Disraeli, Baldwin, and so forth). I'd say that's not the case with Kitchener, and that he should be listed with his peerage title. User:John Kenney 17:14, 17 Dec 2003 (UTC) : It is? and he is? Oh well. I'm obviously not up to date on the most recent title conventions. Sorry -- User:Tarquin 08:56, 18 Dec 2003 (UTC) ==Thanks...== ... for the fix on the Hi-Q disambiguation page. I was lazy. I looked at a random disambiguation page and copied its style instead of looking for the right boilerplate. Now if only I could remember which one and fix that... User:Jmabel 19:27, 20 Dec 2003 (UTC) : no problem :) -- User:Tarquin 20:48, 20 Dec 2003 (UTC) ==Thank you ...== ... for your advice concerning naming pics. Its the first time i've loaded one. Should I reload the picture under a new name or leave it as it is do you think ? User:Ledgerbob 11:56, 23 Dec 2003 (UTC) : No problem :) It might be an idea to reload it as a longer name. THe problem with "alexander" is that it could be used by someone else uploading a pic of another Alexander, such as Alexander the Great, etc. -- User:Tarquin 12:00, 23 Dec 2003 (UTC) : Will do ... thanks User:Ledgerbob 12:07, 23 Dec 2003 (UTC) == Paddington Skin? == What's the news on this? I stumbled across the reference and scurried over to the Test Wiki to try it out but I can't find any trace. It's mentioned a couple of times on Meta but I haven't actually been able to view it. User:Phil Boswell 10:25, Dec 24, 2003 (UTC) : It's here: m:Paddington skin. You can't see it directly because HTML files are sent by the server as text for security. You'll need to dowbnload it. I've had very little feedback from it. I'm currently thinking of starting a new design from scratch, or maybe starting a design document first. -- User:Tarquin 10:29, 24 Dec 2003 (UTC) ---- Holy Marge mother of Crust, you're right! I've been had, I'm going to write to the Church of the Order of the Toast and demand my money back! ---- ==The image on "Teacher"== I would be happy to disclose from where the image comes. But first, can you tell me why it's important? —User:Vespristiano 20:29, 2003 Dec 24 (UTC) :Please accept my apology—I checked "Wikipedia:Image description page" and discovered you're absolutely right: I should add copyright information. When I get the chance, I will update the description page for that image as well as another one I upload. —User:Vespristiano 20:45, 2003 Dec 24 (UTC) ==I came across this little tidbit== ::< See other meanings of words starting from letter: TTA | TB | TC | TD | TE | TF | TG | TH | TI | TJ | TK | TL | TŁ | TM | TN | TO | TP | TR | TS | TU | TW | TX | TY | TZ |Words begining with Tarquin: Tarquin Tarquin Tarquin Tarquin/Archive_1 Tarquin/Archive_2 Tarquin/Archive_3 Tarquin/Archive_4 Tarquin/Archive_5 Tarquin/metrication Tarquin/Style_Guides Tarquin/Style_Guides Tarquin/to_do Tarquin/Utility Tarquinia Tarquinia-Corneto Tarquinii Tarquinio_Merula Tarquinis_Superbus Tarquinius_Priscus Tarquinius_Priscus Tarquinius_Superbus Tarquin_II Tarquin_the_Proud Tarquin_the_proud |
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