Deacon Stan, Jesus Man is an episode of ''American Dad!''. ==Episode Info== *Airdate: June 19, 2005 *Newspaper Headline: "George W. Bush finally gets joke about last name" ==Plot== In this episode, we are introduced to the White family. Stan hates the father, Chuck, who always beats the Smiths to church. At church, the deacon chokes to death on a communion wafer and Chuck volunteers to be deacon. Stan, wanting to beat him, also volunteers. Steve becomes friends with Betsy, Chuck's daughter who has no freedom (is forced to do gymnastics) and is not even allowed to hold hands with boys (it leads to kissing and could end with pregnancy). Meanwhile, Roger is going through his reproductive cycle. His breasts give off a milky substance. Tricked by Klaus, Roger eats all of Francine's potato salad. Trying to make a replacement, he uses his breast milk when he finds out they are out of mayonnaise. Francine serves Roger's salad and it is an instant hit. Discovering the advantage, Stan uses his milk to make more potato salad, with some help from Karl Rove, and is elected deacon. However, Stan's technique of harvesting the alien breast milk has bad effects and Roger chokes. Steve then gives Roger CPR. By doing this, Steve accidentally becomes the host for Roger's egg and becomes pregnant. Sealed from life, Stan decides to have the alien baby abortion. To do this, they go all the way to Mexico ("God's blind spot"). However, Steve has a change of heart and decides to keep the baby. That night, Betsy talks to Steve from his window and talks about how her life is miserable. They then kiss and accidentally, the baby is transferred to Betsy, who is the one now pregnant. Disowned by her parents that she has "been doing splits all over town" and forced to move out, Betsy tells Steve that she has never been happier now that she is pregnant. She no longer has to do gymnastics which was like a prison and now she is free. Stan then gives up his deacon position (saying he is possessed by a demon). ==Trivia== *Karl Rove is portrayed as Emperor Palpatine from ''Star Wars''. Whenever his name is spoken, a wolf can be heard howling and he lowers the temperature of the room he is in (he freezes Klaus' bowl). ==Quotes== *Stan: There is one person I would like to thank. ''(Francine stands up)'' Karl Rove. Karl come up here.
(Karl moves into the doorway and he begins to emit smoke, screaming in pain. He then stands back)
Karl: I'm good here. ''(beat)'' My work is done. ''(transforms into a swarm of bats and flies off)''
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Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man is an episode of ''American Dad!''. ==Episode Info== *Airdate: June 19, 2005 *Newspaper Headline: "George W. Bush finally gets joke about last name" ==Plot== In this episode, we are introduced to the White family. Stan hates the father, Chuck, who always beats the Smiths to church. At church, the deacon chokes to death on a communion wafer and Chuck volunteers to be deacon. Stan, wanting to beat him, also volunteers. Steve becomes friends with Betsy, Chuck's daughter who has no freedom (is forced to do gymnastics) and is not even allowed to hold hands with boys (it leads to kissing and could end with pregnancy). Meanwhile, Roger is going through his reproductive cycle. His breasts give off a milky substance. Tricked by Klaus, Roger eats all of Francine's potato salad. Trying to make a replacement, he uses his breast milk when he finds out they are out of mayonnaise. Francine serves Roger's salad and it is an instant hit. Discovering the advantage, Stan uses his milk to make more potato salad, with some help from Karl Rove, and is elected deacon. However, Stan's technique of harvesting the alien breast milk has bad effects and Roger chokes. Steve then gives Roger CPR. By doing this, Steve accidentally becomes the host for Roger's egg and becomes pregnant. Sealed from life, Stan decides to have the alien baby abortion. To do this, they go all the way to Mexico ("God's blind spot"). However, Steve has a change of heart and decides to keep the baby. That night, Betsy talks to Steve from his window and talks about how her life is miserable. They then kiss and accidentally, the baby is transferred to Betsy, who is the one now pregnant. Disowned by her parents that she has "been doing splits all over town" and forced to move out, Betsy tells Steve that she has never been happier now that she is pregnant. She no longer has to do gymnastics which was like a prison and now she is free. Stan then gives up his deacon position (saying he is possessed by a demon). ==Trivia== *Karl Rove is portrayed as Emperor Palpatine from ''Star Wars''. Whenever his name is spoken, a wolf can be heard howling and he lowers the temperature of the room he is in (he freezes Klaus' bowl). ==Quotes== *Stan: There is one person I would like to thank. ''(Francine stands up)'' Karl Rove. Karl come up here.
(Karl moves into the doorway and he begins to emit smoke, screaming in pain. He then stands back)
Karl: I'm good here. ''(beat)'' My work is done. ''(transforms into a swarm of bats and flies off)''
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